i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
