R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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