So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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