Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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