that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
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I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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