Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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