And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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