Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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