thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Randomize