Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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