well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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