Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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