just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Randomize