Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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