I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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