Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I wish I only lived at night.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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