I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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