Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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