running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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