I have demons in me.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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