i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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