Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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