ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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