I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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