your thong is hanging out like whoa
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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