quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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