The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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