Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
