I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
i now understand why vodka
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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