i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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