let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
In America we eat man semen.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
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