sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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