Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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