do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
