More tranny stories later!
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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