elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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