Do you still have your period?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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