she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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