well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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