after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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