ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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