when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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