What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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