I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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