he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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