i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Pooping to opera.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
And then he peed in my hair
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