After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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