gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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