She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
