Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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