A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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